The Onion Reports on Greg Lantern’s Opening Weekend

[via The Onion]

In my opinion the best part is “YEAH GREEN LANTERN, SURE WHY NOT!

Apologies to Andrew Ardizzi who hasn’t been seen since this film was announced over 400 days ago. Our thoughts are with his family (he, uh, had no friends).

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