twitterToday(ish) in Twitter is a regular column wherein our staff troll through the best of the 140 letter updates of the comic book world. ComicBookDaily is not responsible for the content of these tweets, but we will admit to laughing our collective bums off at some of them.

Warren Ellis Oh god. Must write column (that goes live in ten hours). Give me your energies now.

Dan Slott If I ever got to create a new language, I’d try to make every word an onomatopoeia.

Dan Slott Everyone would understand each other, but no one would want to say the word for vomit.

Ray Fawkes There is a light at the end of this painting-at-the-kitchen-table tunnel.

Eric Trautmann My God, I’m tired. Been writing since 9 am with nary a pause for air. MUCH work done. Yay

Dennis Calero Due to circumstances slightly beyond my control, I’m not at Baltimore Con. This will be the last reversal. Unless cash is involved.

Jonathan Hickman I really hate that the big boss, @JoeQuesada never says anything nice about any of… oh, wait…

Joe Quesada If you’re not reading Hickman and Eaglesham’s Fantastic Four “Solve Everything,” you are missing out on something special.

Matt Fraction So what’s the word on a bird herpes vaccine?

Cameron Stewart We drink a lot of coffee at our studio… http://yfrog.com/1467nj

Andy Diggle I’m properly enjoying FLASHFORWARD.

Matt Fraction Serving in the KISS army does NOT, in fact, make one eligible for health care.

Faith Erin Hicks Back on the East Coast. There was a snotty teen girl on the plane next to me. I gave her the frowning of a lifetime.

Paul Dini Re: The just published Pooh sequel – I think a creator’s characters should be buried with him…says the guy writing Bob Kane’s Batman.

Paul Cornell thinks it’s time people admitted that Marvel Divas is actually rather wonderful.

JoeQuesada Mark Millar keeps calling me an giggling over his new Marvel idea.

Gail Simone Is it POGS?

Gail Simone That’s not a denial! Holy crap, Mark Millar is bringing back POGS!

Kate Beaton want to make a comic that is not a history comic, think think think.

Brian Michael Bendis powers will be shipping monthly starting with the new number one. in fact i just heard the new number one is printing early!!

Brian Reed You can’t elect a hacky sack mayor.

JamesDRobinson Writing about Mort Meskin and Mac Raboy for the next Cry For Justice text piece. It’s making me fall in love with their art even more than I felt prior which was considerable. Raboy is pretty well lauded by comic fans, but Meskin is really due more of a rediscovery from people.