Just A Thought | And Here’s Why The Column Isn’t As Advertised

Remember last week when I mentioned that my next column would be all about an alternate X-Men universe?

Yeah… well… it didn’t go as planned.

Here’s the story.

About two or three weeks ago, I get a brilliant idea for an upcoming column. With this new Age of X crossover/whatever coming up, I thought it would be a great idea to look at some of the X-Men’s past alternate histories/dimensions/thingies. As much as some people have mentioned that someone dying in the Fantastic Four is rather usual (I think all main cast members have died at least once), the same can be said about alternate realities and the X-Men. Not including the other shared Marvel universes (Ultimate, 2099, Noir), The X-Men have four realities that are more or less their own.

When I realized that, my idea got cut down a little bit.

So given the nature of the new Age of X art work, I figured I would focus on the Age of Apocalypse storyline; similar name, similar art designs and it gave me a chance to delve back into a huge chunk of X-Men.

What could go wrong?

I loaded up on the trades that reprint the story in canonical order, sat down and began to read.

I have to admit loyal readers, I’ve failed you.

I did not finish reading the story.

And let me tell you, it wasn’t for lack of trying.

For a series that had some of my favorite writers on it (Warren Ellis, Howard Mackie, Larry Hama, Jeph Loeb, Mark Waid), I’ve got to say, I couldn’t make head or tales of it. While bits of the story seem rather linear, other pieces just confused the crap out of me. Like why Wolverine was missing a hand? It made for an interesting character design but it never really goes anywhere other than Cyclops blew it off…which doesn’t make any sense.

I like some of the character re-designs but on a whole it was just almost alien to me. I stopped half way through the second trade.

The weird thing is, if I remember correctly, this didn’t bother me 1995. It made sense then…why doesn’t it make sense now?

Have I gotten too old for this sort of grand story? If you go through my other columns, you will see a pretty distinct trend of not liking current crossovers…is that the reason?

I’d like to be able to slam this story and say that the writing sucked or the art was terrible but I really can’t. I think for the time period, this was a half decently constructed story with solid work by great writers and artists of the time.

But I think, my tastes may have just moved on a little bit. When I was younger, I loved Def Leppard. And while I still don’t think there’s anything wrong with the band, I don’t really listen to Andrenalize anymore either.

To be young again.

Brent Chittenden
Brent Chittenden

Brent Chittenden is a Canadian freelance writer currently writing for alancross.ca, geekhardshow.com and his own pop culture podcast, TATANS. He is readily available for writing and speaking gigs. Brent like sandwiches.

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13 years ago

Your trouble getting through a garbled story you once enjoyed and understood might have something to do not with your age, but with your deeper involvement in comics. You blog about them, review them, and it’s part of work for you. I know for me that’s made my tastes and expectations of stories change. I too loved the X-Men of the 90s. It was what got me in to comics. Rereading some old stories now I just think ‘what was wrong with me?’ I think it’s more to do with how much exposure you have to them. With nothing to compare to, the stories rocked. Now that you’ve read and reviewed so much more, it’s harder to put up with and enjoy this kind of story.

It’s not true for all old stories of course. I love X-Men books of the 70s, and still enjoy reading them. The 90s though…. just… there was a lot wrong in comics then that we didnt realize at the time.

13 years ago

It’s not really getting older, it’s evolution. I talked about this last night with Pete. I have the first 7 collected editions of Ultimate Spider-Man. At the time I thought it was great. Now, I have no interest at all in opening one and reading it. In comparison, I recently picked up a bunch of back issues of X-Men (issue 213 and up), these stories were awesome, but this was my first exposure to these X-Men stories. If I had read them in 1988 I may have not enjoyed them now.

Some things are classics like The Watchmen or Star Wars. But some things we grow out of like Howard the Duck or Superpro.