As a fairly stylish person I often scour the internet for clothing to better show off my own personal brand. While I usually stick to American Apparel, because really where else will my obsession with the 80s and Woody Allen meet, and American Outfitters, because I like the idea that this guy is the voice of hipster culture.
Sometimes I check out different places and see what they have so I can add it to my wardrobe.
That’s when I came across this object of pure beauty.
DUDE!
This combines my love of Spider-Man, I was named after Peter Parker after all, and my love of Porpoises!
As a child, I was under the impression that I could grow up to be whatever animal I wanted to be as long as it started with a P. Sadly I have yet to become a Prairie Dog, Platypus or Painted Turtle. Sigh.
