Today(ish) in Twitter is a regular column wherein our staff troll through the best of the 140 letter updates of the comic book world. ComicBookDaily is not responsible for the content of these tweets, but we will admit to laughing our collective bums off at some of them.
First off we’d like to Thank Hope Larson a very happy Birthday. As one of our favourite storytellers we wish her nothing but success in all her future endeavors.
andydiggle: YO @HOPELARSON I’M HAPPY FO YO BIRTHDAY AN IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT HANK WILLIAMS HAD THE BEST 9/17 BIRTHDAY OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!!!
radiomaru (Bryan Lee O’Malley): Semi-happy birthday to every other sucka whose birthday is today! You guys are not as good as @hopelarson, sorry to say. Pick another day.
rachellegoguen: I didn’t read any of my new comics yet because I am too busy reading 20th Century Boys. It’s awesome.
GailSimoneI’m going to write an independent movie about a creep who feels isolated. I’m going to call it CASTLE IN THE BUTT and it will star no one.
PaulTobin: If you ask me, “Who would win in a fight… Mr. T or the Hulk?” then my brain will eventually explode like that one Star Trek computer.
MKupperman: When Lauren Bacall posts again, if ever, will someone please do the Kanye “Imma let you finish” interruption to her? If I’m not here…
theisb: I will never, ever get tired of villains shouting “HE’S ONLY ONE MAN!” right before Batman just wrecks them all to hell.
Michael_Cho: Over the last year, I’ve tried to avoid reading any comics or books that might inspire me, just so I wouldn’t be depressed about working.
mattfraction: Henry Gibson died. Now watch MAGNOLIA and THE LONG GOODBYE and put all of your love on him.
warrenellisLike everything else in the modern sciences, making quantum lifeforms will lead only to very bad porn.
theisb: You know what? If I’m Dick Grayson and I meet a dude named “Oberon Sexton,” I just start punching him on general principle.
DanSlott: Gotta reach that point where if life gives me lemons, I don’t just make lemonade, I make a lemon meringue w/ a side of Baked Alaska, bitch!