twitterToday(ish) in Twitter is a regular column wherein our staff  troll through the best of the 140 letter updates of the comic book world. ComicBookDaily is not responsible for the content of these tweets, but we will admit to laughing our collective bums off at some of them.

kelly sue@mattfraction If you don’t stop talking about boners, I’m going to unfollow you.

Matt fraction@kellysue little surprised you haven’t already.

Bryan Lee O’malley@mattfraction @kellysue I will unfollow him too, let’s start a trend.

Chip zdarsky@kellysue I find your husband’s “b-word” talk very unbecoming as well.

Cameron StewartGot an email filled with goodies from Frank Quitely, that cheered me up a bit.

Greg rucka:Research help – Toronto Canada, what’s the name of the power company for the city? having fail finding the answer online.

Si SpurrierPerfect cure for gloomy Monday Misery: Don’t Have A Weekend, Slackers.

Mike KuppermanToday’s pubic hair is ever more full of sophisticated “bugs”- most of them are harmless software, but the wrong one can erase your genitals.

Agnes GarbowskaI look like a zombie rudolph the red-nosed reindeer right now. Red crazy eyes and a red nose. lol.

Rob LiefeldGood Lord, John Madden looks like creature….the eyebrows, the jowels…he’s a mash of Jabba and Walrus..

Andy DiggleI am now safely ensconced on the 39th floor of the Helmsley Hotel. The view of the NY rooftops is already making me channel DAREDEVIL.

Kate Beatonis anyone going to the Joe Shusters on the weekend? I’m nominated, but I ain’t in Toronto.

Karl Kerschl@beatonna I can’t go either. Too much work to do! Maybe we can organize a Twitter ceremony…

Kate beaton@karlkerschl oh no! hopefully who ever wins will be in attendance then

Brian Michael BendisIf only it was socially acceptable to live in a bouncy house. There would be no war.

James RobinsonOh how I miss the good old days when my dreams consisted either of being chased by the Boogey Man or having sex with my grandmother.

Warren EllisI bought a carton of oat milk just to support the kind of person who can find udders on an oat.

Gail SimoneOh, no! Crayon Shinchan creator found dead! Oh, my god, that’s terrible. 🙁

Matt Fraction: Jeph Loeb gave me type 2 diabetes.

Stephen Wacker: If you’re a Daredevil reader send your letters to mheroes@marvel.com for the new DD lettercolumn starting in DD#501.