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It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND! Nobody can give you the stories that BIFF can, because they are mostly B.S.! 59% void of any factual content! He is…BIFF SOCKO!

DATELINE: NEW YORK CITY- Marvel has done it again! With the earth-shattering success of last year’s A Vs X, they are now ready to unveil their latest massive cross-over event. Your two-fisted newshound has uncovered the poster for the upcoming epic..and here it is.

 JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS—

R VS X! THE CAST OF RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER IN A TITANIC CLASH WITH MARVEL’S GREATEST MUTANTS!!

 

 

 

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RUDOLPH VS CYCLOPS

Whose Red Beams Reign Supreme?

 

 

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BUMBLE VS SASQUATCH

Let’s Find Out if Sasquatches Bounce Too!

 

 

 

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Ang2KING MOONRACER VS ANGEL
You Think You Know About Misfits? I’ll Show You About Misfits!

 

 

 

 

 

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Good luck pulling THIS Monster’s Teeth!

 

 

 

 

 

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SANTA VS WOLVERINE
SNIKT This, Fat Man!

 

 

 

 

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 CHARLIE VS PROFESSOR X

Charlie-in-A-Box Takes on Charlie-In-A-Chair!

 

 

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 SNOWMAN SAM VS ICEMAN

Holly Jolly HELL!

 

 

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YUKON CORNELIUS VS COLOSSUS
Gadzooks! He’s Made of SIL-VERRRRRR!!!

 

 

 

merry xmas xmenAND A VERY MUTANT CHRISTMAS TO ALL

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