Sorry kid, but I can’t sell you that comic book….

LP Joker

Mattel is one of the world’s largest toy companies and counts among its brands Hot Wheels, Barbie, He-Man, and Fisher-Price Little People. Gone are those halcyon days when I was a child and little people were sturdy plastic pegs that posed a deadly, deadly choking hazard as that design has been replaced by squat figures made of soft plastic.

Lest we get too nostalgic there is another benefit (besides safety) to the current round of Little People toys: Mattel has acquired some very good licenses, including Disney characters and DC superheroes. So, in addition to purchasing a farmer or school bus driver you can also buy Cinderella or the Joker.

The Joker is an adorable scamp with an impish smile and outstretched arms that just want to give the Dark Knight a hug. Very few parents would find this version of the Joker to be in appropriate for their children, unless they have a fear of all things clown. But what happens when that same parent goes into a comic book shop and wants to buy a Batman comic book for their child? They get a very different Joker.

The New 52 Joker is homicidal maniac who, after having his face cut off, attaches his face skin to his head by means of staples and a belt. The end result is horrifying, grotesque and a perfectly disturbing re-design of a new, grittier version of the character. But here is the problem: which is the real version of the Joker, and, by extension, which is the real version of Batman?

New 52 Joker

I talk with comic book shop owners frequently about sales, trends, and the state of the industry, and one common element that keeps coming up is denial of purchase to a child that wants to buy a comic book. That is, they have seen Batman cartoons, or Black Widow in Avengers, or played with Fisher-Price toys and want to buy comic books starring those characters. The problem is that comic books aren’t geared at the children who are enjoying these characters in other media.

This might not seem like a problem at first, but when stores can’t sell an appropriate product to a customer that loss of sale is a big problem. And yes, we all know that there are some kids comics and kid versions of Batman, Spider-Man, and Superman stories, but really, how crazy is it that we need a kid version of a Superman story?

Disney does a good job and defining and protecting their brand. Mickey Mouse is designed to entertain a certain age group. As that age group gets older Disney doesn’t try to market Mickey Mouse to them by having gritty, adult Mickey Mouse stories with nudity and cursing. That isn’t the brand. They stick to entertaining children and when those children grow up they buy Mickey Mouse toys for their kids. Circle of life.

Mainstream superheroes don’t have the single brand or version and as a result we get hugs a lot Joker and skin face Joker. I’m not convinced that creating edgier stories is beneficial. I do think that there should be more adult stories with superheroes as a way to examine some of the themes of the genre, but they probably shouldn’t take place in the Marvel or DCU. There could be new stories in new worlds, things that have worked well for Image and the Vertigo imprint.

I don’t think it coincidence that one of the most loved versions of DC superheroes were those presented in the DC Animated Universe. Beginning with Batman: The Animated Series and continuing into the Superman and Justice League shows, this version of the DCU was met with universal acclaim and could be enjoyed by all. So my final question is why isn’t the New 52 patterned after the animated universe? Couldn’t they appeal to a wider audience and sell more books that way?

Anthony Falcone
Anthony Falcone

Anthony Falcone is a freelance writer living in Toronto and he is the Ayatollah of Rocknrolla. You should definitely follow him on Twitter.

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Ed Campbell
9 years ago

As a parent this has always been a problem. My son loves Deadpool. He first saw him in the Hulk Vs animated movie and from there he was crazy for the character. He’s tried buying multiple Deadpool comics and I won’t let him. He’s getting old enough to understand the violence and gore that comes with DP, and understand that all of that is bad and you can’t do it in real life – but now I don’t let him buy DP because I just tell him “Deadpool sucks” and it’s not appropriate for him (I wonder if that will work when he’s 20?)

But Marvel did succeed in making a kid friendly DP and that character appears in the Marvel Lego videogame. Kids can see all the Wade Wilson they want without all the blood, gore and lame jokes.

It still amazes me how parent’s don’t police what their kids read, and in certain circumstances I don’t think it’s the comic book shop’s job to police them either. There have been some instances where I’ve seen a parent be OK with their kid buying something like Walking Dead, but the store refuse to sell it. The parent then has to buy it themselves for their children. It’s admirable for the store to make it their policy, but if the parent is right there and approves their children to buy the material, shouldn’t the store just sit and smile and take the money?

Maybe censoring the material loses the store more sales than the actual material itself. If they just sell what ever to anybody then they would come back to buy the next issue.

Doc Curmudgeon
9 years ago

You’re right. It’s a balancing act. My four-year old granddaughter is an inquisitive little moppet who LOVES the Justice League. When she is here we watch old JLU episodes. She has a wonderful imagination and I love sharing these characters and mythos with her. The other night, she woke up from a dead sleep, crying. She was having nightmares about Solomon Grundy. Guess I needed to be a little quicker on the ole Pause Button.