Clint McElroy

BIO BY MADLIBS: Clint McElroy is a/an (ADJECTIVE) writer with a God-given gift for (NOUN). His favorite activities include (ACTIVE VERB), (ACTIVE VERB), and twisting the heads off of (PLURAL NOUN). He is also rumored to possess an impressive (NOUN).

Joined: August 29, 2012
Articles: 139
Comments: 2

BIFF SOCKO: “Graduates ASSEMBLE!! ”

Clint McElroy
May 29, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! Hotter than Cat Grant. He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: MIDDLETOWN,…

BIFF SOCKO: “All In Color For a Dime..Plus A Couple Million ”

Clint McElroy
May 24, 2013

BIFF SOCKO: “ STRAP ON THE OLD FEEDBAG”

Clint McElroy
May 15, 2013

BIFF SOCKO: “A Big, Green Un-Happy Meal”

Clint McElroy
May 10, 2013

BIFF SOCKO: “Hey Kids: FREE Comics!”

Clint McElroy
May 3, 2013

I PREFER MISS TESCHMACHER!!!

Clint McElroy
April 26, 2013

DATELINE: NEW YORK – Warner Brothers now has full license to SUPERBOY, thanks to a ruling April 18th by U.S. District Court. The order by Judge Otis Wright III affirmed a contested 2001 agreement between the estate of Superman co-creator…

16 months in the brig, that’s what them teeth cost me

Clint McElroy
April 19, 2013

BIFF SOCKO: “WHAT BIG…EYES YOU HAVE, KORI’ANDER”

Clint McElroy
April 11, 2013

“Saving the World, One Purchase at a Time”

Clint McElroy
April 3, 2013

BIFF SOCKO: “Even Painted-On Eyes Can Cry”

Clint McElroy
March 27, 2013
2

“Why Lois, What Are You DOING Under that Desk?”

Clint McElroy
March 21, 2013
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“How You Get Oscar, Eating Food of This Kind?”

Clint McElroy
March 13, 2013

“The Only Time I Ever Wished I Was Billy Bob Thornton”

Clint McElroy
March 6, 2013

Don’t Forget Princess Skin-tight Black Leather Spy

Clint McElroy
February 27, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: NEW YORK- The Powers-That-Be at…

BIFF SOCKO: Reservation for a Mr. Riff Raff?

Clint McElroy
February 22, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD- It’s been confirmed that…

BIFF SOCKO: Breakin’ Up Is Ha-a-ard To Do

Clint McElroy
February 13, 2013

I like walks on the beach, soft kisses, and Vapors of Valtorr

Clint McElroy
February 6, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: NEW YORK – Marvel Sources…

BIFF SOCKO: I’ve Got you THIS Time, BENDIS!

Clint McElroy
January 25, 2013
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It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: NEW YORK – The next…

BIFF SOCKO: Go Get ‘Em, Tiger!

Clint McElroy
January 16, 2013

BIFF SOCKO: You Want Top or Bottom?

Clint McElroy
January 9, 2013

It’s time for another update from BIFF SOCKO, TWO-FISTED NEWSHOUND. Biff Socko covers Comic Book News like zits on the A-V Club. Faster than Perry White! Stronger than J. Jonah Jameson! He is…BIFF SOCKO! DATELINE: LOS ANGELES – The firestorm…